ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

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gaylordfagmaster:

pay me the right amount and i will do anything

(Source: gnarlywavedude)

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lion-eyes03:

IF HER BRA MATCHES HER PANTIES THEN CONGRATS YOU’RE GETTING LAID

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thoracs:

Don’t send nudes

SEND ME PICTURES OF SPIDERMAAAN!

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notahoe:

there are like 3 or 4 songs in my itunes library that make me go from depressed young adult to full on stripper in 0.02 seconds 

(Source: cyberho)

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poesdaughter:

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

I don’t even think girls would want boyfriends if dragons existed, so if the government wants less teen pregnancies they know what they got to do

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